Oh hey! I'm Kristin.
WELCOME, my lovelies, to the very first round of voting for Oval Hotness 2014. Before we can set up our bracket and split these bad boys into conferences, we need to narrow down our pool of 43 contenders to a smooth 32. What better way than to have a brutal, bloody elimination round to kick off the entire affair?
However, there is the tiniest twist! As the reigning (men’s division) champ, Teddy Roosevelt gets an automatic pass into round two. So there are 42 Presidents left for you to choose from and 31 slots to fill. Choose wisely! Do you want to see Chester Arthur and Franklin Pierce duke it out? Do you want to see how many awesome Warren GAMALIEL Harding jokes we can make this year? Then you’ve gotta vote these guys in!
The elimination poll will be open until MIDNIGHT (12am CST) Friday, March 14th. Once we have all of our contenders, the sexy battles filled with freedom and powdered wigs will ensue.
The Round One poll is up until FRIDAY NIGHT! After this I get to write about presidents whilst hopped up on a strict diet of nothing but rainbow twizzlers and La Croix. VOTE, LOVERS. VOTE!!!