I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.
Since Michelle Obama joined him in the Hall of Champions here at Oval Hotness HQ last year, well … Frankly, Teddy’s been a bit of a handful. Strutting to and fro in his glittery tiara, talking ALL KINDS of mad shit to his fellow POTUSes .. Potii? Potese? You know, that’s neither here nor there. The point is that it’s time for OH 2012 Champ Teddy Roosevelt to DEFEND HIS TITLE. Right, Michelle?
We are embarking on YEAR THREE of this sweet Oval-y Hotness-y tournament, and we’re itching to see if, two years later, you lovely voters still think Theodore Roosevelt is the hottest President we’ve ever had. Dust off your speedos and tuxedos, boys! IT’S TIME TO DUKE IT OUT!
Just like previous years, the 2014 tournament will run in six rounds, with each of our 44 presidents getting eliminated until JUST ONE is crowned the champion. It’s purely based on voting, so YOU, my loves, have a say in which presidents stay and which get tossed to the curb.
Round One (the ELIMINATION POLL) will be posted SATURDAY, MARCH 8TH. Suit up! Gird your loins! Kiss your children good night! Paint me blue and call me Bubba! Fire on the mountain run boys run!
Until Saturday, lovers.
ANOTHER MARCH, ANOTHER OVAL HOTNESS. The pals and I are doing this again! Follow the tumblr for me p much yelling about how much I love Woodrow Wilson. And other stuff.