Oh hey! I'm Kristin.

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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siamesemeg:

Some like it Hot (1959)

GPOY

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aseaofquotes:


Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book

aseaofquotes:

Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book

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kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

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dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

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“The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over.”

 —Unknown  (via unlively)

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