Oh hey! I'm Kristin.
People who excuse their bad behavior with their astrological sign
“It is wise never to travel unprovided with a small flask of brandy and water…”
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG