Kristin. Princess of trash. Lover of butts. Does not want to die on this, or any, hill. Got that shimmy shimmy yam shimmy yam shimmy yo.

trangam:

can theY NOt

trangam:

can theY NOt

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(via dazy-laze)

#my gf 


  • Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
  • Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
  • Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.


niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

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“You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.”

 —

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

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Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

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mrsdrjackson:

etonia:

electrikmoonlight:

lnthefade:

This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.
It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.
I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.

I dunno, kind of want to try it … lol

I feel like this is something gayjourno would want to stuff into his face. 

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

mrsdrjackson:

etonia:

electrikmoonlight:

lnthefade:

This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.

It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.

I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.

I dunno, kind of want to try it … lol

I feel like this is something gayjourno would want to stuff into his face. 

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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